Perspective is Everything!

I just wanted to share this funny little thing with you. I first read this on my mission and it seriously cracked me up. I remember I couldn't stop laughing. One of the sisters I was sharing an apartment with had it. I don't know if I was just really in need of some laughs at the time, but I've never forgotten about this. A couple of years later, I was telling my roommate Shara about it and she said that she had a copy of it and emailed it to me. I just remembered it the other day, so I thought I would share it. Enjoy!

Perspective is everything!

I did not provoke the fight so I feel no remorse for what I was forced to do. We were arguing, and seeing that I was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover for his stupidity. He swung as me first, but being in top of condition, I was able to act quickly and block the punch neatly with my head. Where upon, I jumped to the ground, knocking him down on top of me. Then I placed my ear in his mouth and poked his finger several times with me eyes. His teeth hurt so much from the strength of my ear that he became irate and tried to kick me, but I cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs and face. I scrambled to my feet and ran to my car in hopes that I would get away and save this man from my deadly hands. Before I could start the car he pulled me from the still open door… That was the last straw… I lost all control. There would be no mercy. Taking him in my death grip, I pounded him in the knee with my stomach, then hit him two or three times hard in the fist with my teeth. He had had it! I could tell, after that, he didn't even try to pick me up off the ground. He was too chicken.